BushHumor on September 18th, 2008

I am so sick of the attack ads. I am sick to death of the whining and the insinuation that Palin is being picked on because she is a woman. If she has such thin skin what on earth would she do when she faced real enemies? Doesn’t the possibility of this woman as Vice President of the United States scare the heck out of you?
There are many strong women in Politics who can stand on their own, Sarah Palin is not one of them. She stood up @ the Republican Convention and outright lied about her support of the bridge to nowhere. It is record. It can’t be hidden. And, I am sorry for the media being so hard on her 17 year old daughter.
However, if your mother could be representing our nation it matters. I remember not so long ago in a Presidential race the Republicans ran their campaign on “family values”(1992 George Bush). Sarah Palin supports and believes in abstinence Only taught in schools. Maybe her daughter missed that day? I lived in Alaska. I played Hockey and knew Hockey Moms, I own a Pit Bull (a very loveable one at that). Does that make me qualified? We don’t need a Maverick Good Old Boy and a Pit-bull who wears a hockey uniform with lipstick on it. We need REAL change.
BushHumor on September 17th, 2008
January 1, 2001 September 17, 2008
Unemployment 4.2 % 6.1%
Budget 281 Billion Surplus 357 Billion Deficit
Debt 5.7 Trillion 9.7 Trillion
Gas Prices 1.46 a gallon 3.25 + a gallon
BushHumor on September 15th, 2008
But McCain is not Bush. No matter what you think of McCain, you can’t pin that on him. Now Palin? Palin is Bush.
We know nothing about Sarah Palin. Nothing. Which is not anywhere near enough information to elevate her to the position whereby she would succeed McCain if he died in office or suffered a catastrophic illness. At 72 years of age and in questionable health, McCain’s fitness to coach a high school football team would be in doubt, let alone the grueling reality of the presidency of this country.
John McCain is, statistically, more likely to die or suffer some catastrophic illness during his first term than any other man that has sought the office. Who would succeed him? George Bush would succeed him. Someone with no record. No experience. Only question marks. Everywhere. Forget about the fact that Palin looks a lot like a really attractive TV star I know. Underneath all the Tina, she’s George.
BushHumor on September 5th, 2008
This article was just too awesome and I couldn’t pass submitting it to all you Bush Humor junkies! Burn baby BURN Sarah Palin will kick YOH ARS!
MSNBC is reporting that at least 5,000 readers of the US Weekly magazine have canceled their subscription and the number could be up to 10,000. This is before the weekend edition hits the majority of their subscribers.
All because they decided ahead of time that Sarah Palin was going to be a flop.
“When Us went to print Monday night, it looked like the ticket was falling apart,” says one magazine editor. “They went to print thinking Palin was dead in the water, and their mistake was thinking everyone who reads Us is a Democrat, when they’re not. Readers are loyal, but the base of a political party is more loyal. They don’t need to read the magazine when there’s so much press around it to know to be upset.”
Upset might be an understatement: One Us advertiser has admitted that they’ve received calls from angry former subscribers threatening to boycott their products. “(Us publisher) Jann Wenner supports Obama, Wenner media decided to follow the buzz around Palin before her speech, and now subscribers feel like a vote has been cast on their behalf,” says another magazine editor. “It’s going to be tough to bounce back from this one. Especially if the advertisers get involved. If they get nervous, that can hurt all of us.”
HEH
Looks like everybody underestimated the appeal of Sarah Palin and Obama is now desperate so he is going to “dispatch” Hillary Clinton and other prominent females to attempt to counter the “Palin effect.”
Source: http://wwwwakeupamericans-spree.blogspot.com/2008/09/us-weekly-hemorrhages-readership.html
BushHumor on September 5th, 2008
Just learned this from CNBC reporter…
Obama’s large 8 million dollar increase in funding was true, however doctored quite a bit. The money raised was actually due to 4 wallstreet monkies hitting the phones after Palin’s speech.